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Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:32:29 -0400

freespirit91: Oh baby yessss.

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:03:00 -0400

freespirit91:

Oh baby yessss.

"If we don’t watch porn together then what’s the point of watching porn at all!"

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:23:05 -0400

“If we don’t watch porn together then what’s the point of watching porn at all!”

Brad is talking to two of his friends on Skype while he’s playing WoW And holy shit do all...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:21:30 -0400

Brad is talking to two of his friends on Skype while he’s playing WoW

And holy shit do all guys just have these conversations all the time. This is fuckin hilarious.

Ha btw I love that my bf wants me to sit on his lap and encourages me into the conversation.

Mumblrs, take note

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:17:36 -0400

Mumblrs, take note

mumblrs

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:09:23 -0400

raisingmyprophet:

save the drama for your mamas & post cute pictures of your babies.

I'm so over the whole "you are shaming" thing now

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:12:22 -0400

annasmommylife:

chroniclesofsuperbaby:

bkandoneontheway:

Everything is shaming one view or another nowadays. Just shut up about it and don’t let media or the world around you hurt your porcelain feelings.

This. Everyone is way too sensitive.

Me and soc always make fun if this. “Stop soda shaming me!”
“Stop ice cream shaming me I will eat what I want”
“Stop fart shaming Ezra!”

Haha I literally think this every day. Peeps are mad sensitive

New shirt. Wuttup #inlove #toocute #tobadihavenowheretogo

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:52:38 -0400

New shirt. Wuttup #inlove #toocute #tobadihavenowheretogo

@livebreathegrow

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 18:25:37 -0400

Haha yeah it’s us desperately trying to cling onto literally just minutes of sleep. Cause we barely co sleep but the minute it would take us up walk to garbage or sick wed rather lay back down

Omg my mini fridge/nightstand doe :(

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 12:45:42 -0400

Omg my mini fridge/nightstand doe :(

I need to learn to go to sleep after 4:30 feedings. I’m going to have to be up soon and...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 08:30:56 -0400

I need to learn to go to sleep after 4:30 feedings.
I’m going to have to be up soon and I’m going to be exhausted.

Reminder to self: you love your boyfriend more than the...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:23:39 -0400

Reminder to self: you love your boyfriend more than the universe.
June 16th 2012.

My sister told me just this week that when she saw this picture you looked at her boyfriend and said “I don’t think I’ve EVER seen my sister that happy before. That shocks me”

Hahaha and

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:40:18 -0400

One of his friends brought up his ex. Not even about “them” just something funny she said once and Brad got so noticeably uncomfortable it was hilarious.

I really hate to complain but,

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:35:23 -0400

My boyfriend annoys me so much sometimes!

I hate complaining about him cause well no offense but compared to some of ya’lls significant others he’s a huge help. But then there are nights like tonight. Where he comes home from work and ops to do the dishes and cook (ok super fantastic I know but I’d rather him take the baby) then his friends come over, I like then I don’t mind their company. And while Knox is sleeping its perfectly fine. But then Knox wakes up. And Brad is too into their card game he barely acknowledges his son. I feed him and console him and play with him. I’m getting tired as Knox had me up at 4:15 and I only got an hour and a half sleep since then (Permanently up at 7:30) so I put Knox in his vibrate chair after a few minutes of him being content I go into the room leaving the door open. I hear him get fussy but really need a breather so I stay put (forcing someone out there to pick him up) I go back out a little while later and our friend has him! Not even brad! Our friend picked up our child before brad did. My friend tries to hand him to me I ask if he can hand him to brad while I make a bottle. I make the bottle and come back out and brads like “Dayn can you take him?” Handing him back to me. Like seriously?! Seriously?! I can’t even. I take him with a sassy comment about taking are of him all day and Brad goes “what? I’m taking him tomorrow while you watch Danyell’s kids” um excuse me asshole taking a break from my kid to watch 3 of someone else’s does NOT count as a break. Omg. I turn to walk away and our friend tells me to calm down and not make comments. Seriously? Shut the fuck up you are not a parent and you are not stuck home with someone who can’t talk or wipe their own ass all day everyday so you have no opinion. Then Brad comes to see me in the room while in trying to get Knox to sleep and he wants to know why I won’t kiss him. I say I’m too tired to kiss him and all he can say is “whaaaaa do you want me to send them home?” I reply “oh of course not go have all your fucking fun” and he leaves and continues to play the game with them. Ugh. I should just lock the bedroom door. I know I’m probably over reacting but people go crazy when their alone all day everyday.

PS as a mom I never get to hang out with my friends. And if I do I have to bring baby with me.

If and Then

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:33:05 -0400

thedaddycomplex:

lettersforharper:

If you are not married then do not give marriage advice.

If you are not a parent then don’t give parenting advice.

This times a million.

When something like this gets posted, invariably people say “Yes, but there’s nothing wrong with offering perspective” or some similar defense.

You know what? There is something wrong with offering perspective because “perspective,” by definition, means you’re looking at something, not being that something.

After researching Cloth Diapers all day

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:20:41 -0400

I have realized they probably are not for me. And I am very sad about this. I just don’t have the means to do so much laundry everyday right now. I will when I move in January and I’ll have a washer/dryer in my place FREE. And start up cost are pretty steep. But they look so cool and so much better on my little guys sensitive skin.

Maybe it’s for the best. I read/watched so much on them I got myself really educated and really confused at the same time. Lol.

I forgot to post!

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:52:23 -0400

Knox laughed at me and Brad for the first time Sunday!

I had him sitting up against my legs and started pretending to box him and he started making fist and pretending to box back and when me and Brad started to laugh he started laughing too!

😍😭😄😄😄

We just died of overwhelming happiness

He understands so much(: I’m ecstatic to see this boy grow

"Rape is one of the most terrible crimes on earth. And it happens every few minutes, the problem with..."

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:17:36 -0400

““Rape is one of the most terrible crimes on earth. And it happens every few minutes, the problem with groups who deal with rape is that they try to educate women about how to defend themselves. What really needs to be done is teaching men not to rape. Go to the source and start there.””

- Kurt Cobain (via thedeathofsaintjimmy)
It’s funny how he, as a man, understood this concept over 10 years ago.

Can I just move to Aberdeen already? Ok. Ok.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:03:16 -0400

Can I just move to Aberdeen already? Ok.

Ok.

Woke up to feed Knox at 4:15 and see the oven was left on all night. Hello fun Gas n Electric...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 08:15:39 -0400

Woke up to feed Knox at 4:15 and see the oven was left on all night.

Hello fun Gas n Electric bill.