Lmao illiumboytanicalgardens we were just talking about this 😂😂😂😂
Look at this gentlemen 😄 #astro #cockerspaniel #adoptdontshop #daperdogs #fancyfuck #bowtie #kindalookslikeabutler #seriouslythoughhisearsneedtrimmed
Apple employee who demands to remain anonymous
Sept. 17, 2014
This better be a fucking joke/rumor.
OH MY GOD
This show makes working in an office so much fun I want to work in one lol
It’s a LIE. Trust me. You really, really don’t.
(Left to Right): Peter Buffett, Jimmie Briggs, Joe Ehrmann, Tony Porter,
Dave Zirin and Moderator Eve Ensler.
Having 3 friends is hard
Like who do I text back first??
How do I time management all 3 of them?!?!
Birthday idea: ask everybody to give you their favourite book with a dedication and an explanation, why they love it. Your friends will be happy sharing a part of themselves and you will get not only the most sincere recommendations, but maybe a key to understand your friends better. And even if you read it before you could do it again and try to see it through the giver’s eyes. You might see it completely differently.
THIS IS SO CUTE.
If I ever become the type of parent to act like my sister, shoot me in the uterus to ensure I never have kids again.
Rest assured though no way in Hell would I ever act the way she does.
It is my nephews 6th birthday. And yet AGAIN she showed up empty handed my mom provided all the decorations, my Nana provided all the food, and my 15 year old sister made 6 cupcakes.
My sister plops her butt on the couch and pulls out of her phone and dicks around the entire “party” doesn’t get my nephew a plate of food or talk to anyone in the family just sat on her phone. Occasionally threatening not to let him have a cupcake if he wasnt quiet. -_- then she went outside with her friend for 45 minutes and talked outside alone with him. Completely with no regard to what her 6 year old was doing without her. Oh and during the present opening she was literally talking on her phone. Didn’t take one fucking picture. Oh wait she had my sister take a picture of her outfit for Instagram no pictures of her son.
Like I will NEVER understand giving your child so little attention ESPECIALLY on their birthday. Then threatening to take away a singular cupcake that you didn’t even make or pay for?! He has had 6 birthdays and she has been this much of a let down on every one. Last year my 18 year brother shelled out over a 100 on my nephew to have a party and my sister didn’t even show up!
This is why he has many “behavioral problems” cause no one plays attention to him. I guess witnessing this constantly has really molded me into the parent I am- sheerly out of “I refuse to be like this”
Aquarius - Alice in Revolutionland
The sign of Aquarius is ruled by the cosmic rebel Uranus and electrifies the zodiac with blue bolts of revolution, individuality and the most wicked, obscure and eccentric ideals. Lewis Carroll was an Aquarian and gave Alice her adventure in Wonderland; and expect the unpredictable, the colourful and rather curious with these individuals. Aquarians are intrinsically dissatisfied we live in a less than ideal world, and constantly dream up new universal vision and protests to pour into their humanitarian urges. The archetype of Aquarius traditionally associates with The Eccentric, The Visionary and The Revolutionary. Although they live in a water bubble of their own, Aquarius become intoxicated by the romance of the unusual and float through the universe blowing cosmic spritzes of fresh air into the mundane.
The stories of Uranus are full of unusual riddles and represents the celestial homeland of reform and revolution. Aquarians enjoy the sensuality of their own thoughts and wander through an in mind dream-portal of mystifying and erratic brainwave activity. This waves provide spontaneous bursts of radical ideas. The Aquarian style is impossible to define, and they vibrate to a low, cool frequency that is uniquely original and commonly borders into the unconventional. They become discontent in environments that do not allow them to express their individuality and express no hesitation initiating new trends or styling themselves beyond the realms of fashion. Aquarians have little regard for the regulations of consensual society and tend naturally stand against any authority that presents itself. Their appreciation of mind exploration and new discovery can make hallucinogenics or other recreational drugs seem attractive. Company relishes in the presence of Aquarius, and they tend to be well loved for their rebellion. Even those close to these individuals may be terminally puzzled by their odd habits or rituals. Aquarians may spend days chatting to you than strangely disappear into a silent confinement.
Aquarius is the sign of social consciousness and they are immediately engaged by anything new or cutting edge. The original mind of Aquarius is a fertile ground for the birth of new and radical ideals and traditionally relates to mad scientists and frenetic professors. Typically free thinking and playful, Aquarians can rebel for the pleasure of it all and deliberately attempt to shock people. They can be so involved in their own thoughts and projecting their ideals that their personal appearance becomes neglected; they eschew mainstream trends and look like they haven’t slept much - which they probably haven’t. Aquarius are refreshing, complex and invigorating individuals who are flooding with progressive ideas a glowing free spirited soul that wishes to never settle. Guided by a profound curiosity compass and a succulent, rapturous inner mind wonderland, Aquarius walk the borderline between genius and madness. And life and expression is sure to be full of surprises, electric shock and the heavenly filters of new world orders.
The heart of this man!
Can everybody see this please
You know the awkward moment someone who’s pierced their infants ears asks why you’re not doing yours? Tryna find the nicest way to say I don’t wanna put unnecessary needles into my baby without telling them they put unnecessary needles into their baby.
It’s her body, not mine. I’m not permanently scarring her for my own vanity. Body autonomy does not stop at surgery. I won’t even be cutting her hair without her permission.
This! Exactly this was my argument when explaining to my best friend why I didn’t think her 3 month old needed her ears pierced.